Apr 15 2008
To the company about to make me an offer too good to refuse…
My mother went to a psychic yesterday and apparently, sometime this year, I get an job offer from an overseas mining company that is so staggeringly good, the family and I pack up and head overseas for around two years.
The only thing is, the psychic didn’t tell my mother which company it is and where exactly we are going. Damn – I am picky when it comes to temporary adopted countries – there had better be a squash court or there will be hell to pay!.
Anyhow, since I have my existing evil plans for world domination, if said mining company can kindly contact me with their incredible offer as soon as possible, that would be much appreciated 
Thanks for your time,
Paul
